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We don't care if our kids get fat!

Disgusting. But also expected from a bunch of semi hicks, mostly trash, complete scum. They don't give a damn if their kids get fat. After all, like father, like son. I saw a family when I was in Ohio (don't tell anyone I went there, please) who was dining at the finest of their available restaurants, Friendly's. The father was SO fat, his FUPA had it's own FUPA! The first of which rested on the table, the second of which drooped down below like a piece of stretched out dough falling due to gravity.

Ohio laughs at the rest of the civilized states who care enough to try and do something about their little roly-poly's waddling around. Why feed a kid vegetables when he can have bacon and cheese loaded french fries? That's got a little of each food group! I mean, even KFC eventually felt bad enough to offer a grilled alternative. But not these tough Ohio stalwarts. And because of it they are above the national average for cases of diabetes and heart disease! Hoorah! All in all I guess I can't complain about this too much, Darwinism in practice is a wonderful thing.

33 states have initiatives to address childhood obesity. How much would you like to bet that the 17 who don't give a fuck are located somewhere between the midwest and the south?

People in Ohio like McDonalds! GROSS!

My biggest shock factor was that it was a young white girl. Pardon my stereotyping but, c'mon. You all thought the same damn thign!

But let's get serious for a minute. No way this white girl named Melodi (no, I am still not over it) has been to McDonalds just once in her lifetime. Everyone knows they have a separate breakfast menu. That I really don't understand. Everything is there, and frozen, all the time. Is there a magical spell on the freezer that unlocks after 10:30 AM?

Regardless, rules are rules. You can't just waltz up to a McD's and straight up diss homey Ronald like that. He will come out there and shove his size 27 shoe up that assssssssssss (though Melodi might have enjoyed that). Do you think she's a stripper? I do.

I learned a little lesson back in my teen years. Don't punch anything that is going to hurt you more. That includes people twice your size, brick walls, steel beams, wall studs, etc. A glass fucking window? Because you couldn't get your partially made of chicken nuggets? What is this ho doing up before 11 anyway? Maybe it was time to get the welfare check... or a meth binge. I am banking on both.

I told you Cleveland Sucks!

A recent study by Forbes Magazine, a leader in things that aren't trash or related to Ohio, most of the midwest, include the south, really most of the country, did a study of the 10 most MISERABLE cities. Ohio lead the pack with #1 and #9, Cleveland and Canton, respectively.

Proof that I am right !

The Mistake by the Lake

A Term of Endearment for the shithole known as Cleveland. Where people are fat and love failing sports teams. Where winters are more miserable than New England. The 30th largest city in the United States with the MOST pathetic "downtown" ever. This video sums up a trip to Cleveland, very well in fact.

Never Too Young

This story takes place in Louisville, Ohio. Wait, there's a Louisville, Ohio??!! It's bad enough those fucking cretins in southern Ohio think they can get away with having an accent like they are part of Kentucky. They have to go and fool everyone by stealing the name of a big city and mysteriously hiding it within their trash boundaries?

Is this just their interpretation of the Scarlet Letter?

The good news? There is no indication that the mother gave permission for this to happen. PHEW! Thank GOD! That overly protective mother of her young child that somehow allowed it to go missing into the hands of a weirdo with a home tattoo kit and make sure to give it enough time and peace and quiet to have a letter tattooed on it's ass. Good thing the mother didn't allow that.... while she was off smoking meth.

Is it at all surprising this trashbag lives with his grandmother? Cause that old cunt even has the nerve to defend the piece of shit grandson of hers, saying the tattoo is barely visible. Well bitch that's because you haven't seen straight since 1975!

So he might get 5 years in prison? Excellent, that will give him plenty of time to learn how to perfect his tattoo skills. Except something tells me it's not going to be other asses that get tattooed... if you catch my drift.

Here's a good place to start

Hot Button Topic: Haiti

And still the relief efforts pour in from Americans who continue to act like Hurricane Katrina never happened. Even people from trash Ohio have found a place in their heart for it. Please examine the link below.

Lap Dances for Haiti!

What gets me is, the place already offers up a free lunch buffet AND half price lap dances. Granted, in a place with an economy as awful as Ohio's, $10 is the same as a month's pay for the average non-trashy-retard living in a more civilized area.

My other problem is, what kind of women (see: how ugly) are willing to dance all over some gross pervert's crotch for $10 a pop (potentially, literally)?? Seeing as the prettiest girl in Ohio looks something like this:

You get an idea of what is really going on behind those closed doors. So this lovely establishment's A-Squad, in reality would probably not even fly at a tranny bar in Thailand (and I hear they take ANYTHING!.... and GIVE anything).

Basically the moral of the story is thanks Ohio and I am sure Haiti really appreciates the $42.50 you were able to scounge up in the past month from sales.