Thursday, February 25, 2010

NOM NOM NOM

We don't care if our kids get fat!

Disgusting. But also expected from a bunch of semi hicks, mostly trash, complete scum. They don't give a damn if their kids get fat. After all, like father, like son. I saw a family when I was in Ohio (don't tell anyone I went there, please) who was dining at the finest of their available restaurants, Friendly's. The father was SO fat, his FUPA had it's own FUPA! The first of which rested on the table, the second of which drooped down below like a piece of stretched out dough falling due to gravity.

Ohio laughs at the rest of the civilized states who care enough to try and do something about their little roly-poly's waddling around. Why feed a kid vegetables when he can have bacon and cheese loaded french fries? That's got a little of each food group! I mean, even KFC eventually felt bad enough to offer a grilled alternative. But not these tough Ohio stalwarts. And because of it they are above the national average for cases of diabetes and heart disease! Hoorah! All in all I guess I can't complain about this too much, Darwinism in practice is a wonderful thing.

33 states have initiatives to address childhood obesity. How much would you like to bet that the 17 who don't give a fuck are located somewhere between the midwest and the south?

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