People in Ohio like McDonalds! GROSS!

My biggest shock factor was that it was a young white girl. Pardon my stereotyping but, c'mon. You all thought the same damn thign!

But let's get serious for a minute. No way this white girl named Melodi (no, I am still not over it) has been to McDonalds just once in her lifetime. Everyone knows they have a separate breakfast menu. That I really don't understand. Everything is there, and frozen, all the time. Is there a magical spell on the freezer that unlocks after 10:30 AM?

Regardless, rules are rules. You can't just waltz up to a McD's and straight up diss homey Ronald like that. He will come out there and shove his size 27 shoe up that assssssssssss (though Melodi might have enjoyed that). Do you think she's a stripper? I do.

I learned a little lesson back in my teen years. Don't punch anything that is going to hurt you more. That includes people twice your size, brick walls, steel beams, wall studs, etc. A glass fucking window? Because you couldn't get your partially made of chicken nuggets? What is this ho doing up before 11 anyway? Maybe it was time to get the welfare check... or a meth binge. I am banking on both.